1. Thank you for joining us, mr. da Vinci. I just have to ask; what’s heaven like?
Well, wonderful actually. You can’t imagine the inspiration you get around here. Although Bob keeps annoying me when I wish to work.

2. Bob? Bob Marley?
No, Marley just sits in a corner smoking weed. I meant Bob Ross. He’s persistently trying to sell his Van Dyke Brown, a thing becoming quite annoying after the first few millennium.

3. Let us not wander off too much, what inspires you these decades?
I take great comfort in man himself. Especially the beautiful women, their eyes, their smiles…

4. Talking about smiles, it seems no one has been able to copy that wonderful smile of Mona Lisa. How come?
Well, that’s all about proper shadow placement, not just applying some fancy layer styles. Know your hand skills before you know your Photoshop!

5. Hmm, interesting. Last question: as written in The Da Vinci Code: do you really know the location of the holy grail?
Unfortunately I cannot answer that question, Jesus’ lawyers are very strict about that one.

Well, thank you very much for your time. Any last famous words or advise for the readers?
Don’t try to steal Marley’s weed.